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Apolitical Aphorisms

Apolitical       Aphorisms

If God wanted us to vote, he would have

given us candidates.

~Jay Leno~

The problem with political jokes is they

get elected.

~Henry

Cate, VII~

We hang the petty thieves

and appoint the great ones to public office.

~Aesop~

If we got one-tenth of what was promised

to us in these State of the Union speeches, there wouldn't be any inducement

to go to heaven.

~Will Rogers~

Politicians are the same all over. They

promise to build a bridge even where there is no river.

~Nikita Khrushchev~

When I was a boy I was told that anybody

could become President; I'm beginning to believe it.

~Clarence Darrow~

Why pay money to have your family tree

traced; go into politics and your opponents will do it for you.

~Author unknown~

Politicians are people who, when they see

light at the end of the tunnel, go out and buy some more tunnel.

~John Quinton~

Politics is the gentle art of getting

votes from the poor and campaign funds from the rich, by promising to

protect each from the other.

~Oscar Ameringer~

I offer my opponents a bargain: if they

will stop telling lies about us, I will stop telling the truth about

them.

~Adlai

Stevenson, campaign speech, 1952~

A politician is a fellow who will lay

down your life for his country.

~Tex Guinan~

I have come to the conclusion that

politics is too serious a matter to be left to the politicians.

~Charles de Gaulle~

Instead of giving a politician the keys

to the city, it might be better to change the locks.

~Doug Larson~

There ought to be one day -- just one --

when there is open season on Congressmen.

~Will Rogers~

 

 

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