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A Soldier Comes Home to His Dog

 

 

A soldier comes home after 6 months--his dog is thrilled

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.godtube.com/watch/?v=00FEJMNU&utm_source=GodTube%20Must-See%20Video&utm_medium=email&utm_campaign=07/21/2013

Soldier Comes Home

This is a tear jerker if you have ever had a child in the military;  Semper Fi 

 

 If I lived near a Food City store,

         they would get my business.

A 4th of July Food City commercial

Grab a Kleeenex

(Thanks contributer Don)

 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=...

When Insults Had Class

 

These outstanding insults are from an era before the English language got boiled down to 4-letter words.

 

• A member of Parliament to Disraeli: "Sir, you will either die on the gallows or of some unspeakable disease."
"That depends, Sir," said Disraeli, whether I embrace your policies or your mistress."

• "He had delusions of adequacy."
- Walter Kerr

•"He has all the virtues I dislike...

How To Wash The Cat

              

              How to Wash the Cat

 

 

 1. Thoroughly clean the toilet (this step is optional, as you'll see later).

2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water, and have both lids lifted .

3. Obtain the cat and soothe him while you carry him towards the bathroom.

4. In one smooth...

Fascinating Factoids

If you are right handed, you will tend to chew your food on the right side of your mouth.
If you are left handed, you will tend to chew your food on the left side of your mouth.
 
To make half a kilo of honey, bees must collect nectar from over 2 million individual flowers.
 
Heroin is the brand name of morphine once marketed by 'Bayer'.
 
Tourists visiting Iceland should know that tipping at a restaurant is considered an insult!
 
People in nudist colonies play volleyball more than any other sport .
 
Albert Einstein was offered the presidency of Israel in 1952, but he declined.
 
Astronauts can't  belch - there is no gravity to...

You Think English Is Easy?

 

You Think English Is Easy??

 

I think a retired English teacher was bored.

THIS IS GREAT!

Read all the way to the end..........
This took a lot of work to put together!

 

1)...

You're from Colorado if...

 

People move onto the highway at 15 miles an hour.

You have absolutely no recognizable accent.

If the humidity gets above 25%, you consider it "muggy".

You only go to Central City when friends are in from out of town.

You have been skiing less than 10 times in your life

You think 5-points is a ghetto.

You are the third car to run a red light after it has changed.

You say things like "I don't care how big Golden is, it's still a one-horse town".

You think only stupid people get lost in your town.

When giving directions, you never say "Turn left, turn right", it's always go West, then South.

During a thunderstorm you wonder "which I-25 underpass is flooding".

You never plan a picnic between 3:30 and...

How to Give a Cat a Pill

   How to Give a Cat a Pill


1. Pick up cat and cradle it in the crook of your left 
arm as if holding a baby.

Position right forefinger and thumb on either side of cat's ...

Dough Boy Gone

Pillsbury Dough Boy                                               Dough Boy Gone

Sad News.....

     Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community.
The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma
complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
     Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin.
Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs.
Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins...

You Could Have Heard a Pin Drop

Subject: A PIN DROP

At a time when our president and other politicians tend to  apologize for our country's prior actions, here's a refresher on how some of our former patriots handled negative comments about our country.

    
JFK'S  Secretary of State, Dean Rusk, was in   France in the early 60's when  
DE Gaulle decided to pull out of NATO.  DE Gaulle said he wanted all U.S.    
Military out of France as soon as possible.
    
Rusk responded,
"Does that include those who are...

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