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Scroll down to see tips, recipes, Web references and other stuff--including some funnies--we talk about on the show.

Funny Cat Quotes

 

 

Cute cat

 

 

Here are the quotes from today's show for us cat lovers.

PLEASE CLICK ON:

 

http://www.basicjokes.com/dquotes.php?cid=187

Funny Dog Quotes

 

Here's a link to the funny dog quotes from today's show

http://www.quotegarden.com/dogs.html

And That's When the Fight Started

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 One year, a husband decided to buy his mother-in-law a cemetery  plot as a
 Christmas gift.
 
 The next year, he didn't buy her a gift.
 
 When she asked him why, he replied, "Well, you still haven't used  the gift
 I bought you last year!"
 
 And that's how the fight started.....
 
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My wife walked into the den & asked "What's on the TV?"  I replied "Dust"..
 
> And that's how the fight started.....
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> A woman is standing nude, looking in...

Lincoln Quotes for Today

Lincoln Quotes for Today

You cannot help the poor by destroying the rich.
You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.
You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.
You cannot lift the wage earner up by pulling the wage payer down.
You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.
You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.
You cannot help men permanently by doing for them, what they could and should do for themselves.'

Abraham Lincoln

Nine Words Women Use

NINE WORDS WOMEN USE
(1)
Fine: This is the word women use to end an argument when they are right and you need to shut up.
(2)
Five Minutes: If she is getting dressed, this means a half an hour. Five minutes is only five minutes if you have just been given five more minutes to watch the game before helping around the...

Funnies: Ever Wonder Why?

1. Ever wonder about those people who spend $2.00 apiece on those little bottles of Evian water? Try spelling Evian backwards: NAIVE

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2. Isn't making a smoking section in a restaurant like making a peeing section in a swimming pool?

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3. OK....so if the Jacksonville Jaguars are known as the "Jags" and the Tampa Bay Buccaneers are known as the "Bucs," what does that make the Tennessee Titans?

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4. If 4 out of 5 people SUFFER from diarrhea...

Homemade Drain Cleaner

Baking Soda and Vinegar. Pour 1/2 cup baking soda down the drain. Add 1/2
cup white vinegar and cover the drain if possible. Let set for a few
minutes, then pour a kettle of boiling water down the drain to flush it. The
combination of baking soda and vinegar can break down fatty acids into soap
and glycerin, allowing the clog to wash down the drain. DO NOT USE THIS
METHOD AFTER ANY COMMERCIAL DRAIN OPENER HAS BEEN USED OR IS STILL PRESENT
IN THE STANDING WATER.

BE CAREFUL!!

25 THINGS ABOUT TO BECOME EXTINCT IN AMERICA

25.
Pit Toilets
By the 2000 Census, the number of Americans who lacked indoor plumbing was down to 0.6%. Even though that's still an awful lot of Americans using an outhouse or pit toilet -- 670,000 households or 1.3 million people -- it's a huge improvement from 1950 when 27% of households (and over half of rural households) didn't have complete indoor plumbing.

24.
Yellow Pages
This year will be pivotal for the global Yellow Pages industry. Much like newspapers, print Yellow Pages will continue to bleed dollars to their various digital counterparts, from Internet Yellow Pages (IYPs), to local search engines and combination search/listing services like ReachLocal and Yodle. Factors like an acceleration of the print "fade rate" and...

Funnies: Why Why Why

Whys?   Hmmmmmm

Why do we press harder on a remote control when we know the batteries are getting weak?

Why do banks charge a fee on "insufficient funds" when they know there is not enough?

Why does someone believe you when you say there are four billion stars, but check when you say the paint is wet?

Why doesn't glue stick to the bottle?

Why do they use sterilized needles for death by lethal injection?

Why doesn't Tarzan have a beard?

Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him?

Why do Kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

Whose idea was it to put an...

Google 411 phone number search

Here's the phone number we talked about

1-800-GOOG 411

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